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You’d think that thieves would be content who’d bent my door back along to try and nick my car, realising actually I have nothing of value. Or that by monitoring my movements over a period of time, the opportune time to get into it would be when I went away to Dublin, Chicago or Singapore for weeks on end. Apparently not, in fact, they think its such a prime example of Vauxhalls lack of security that they would in fact like to come back and try to nick it by bending out the other door right when I’m here. I’m half tempted to leave a note saying “theres nothing of value in here, honest” but I fear it would make it all the more amusing to the little wotsits.

Nothing taken except my self esteem from the last week unfortunately. That and the badge of a £60k Merc near the rec.